1) Good morning, Los Angeles! KPCC has a nice little lump of coal for us, albeit a detailed, thorough report. Mayor Villaraigosa says at least the weather is a plus! One person's heaven can be another's hell, but I won't insult nature and God by denying the weather is California's gift right now.*Just sayin': I've met Villaraigosa during past press events and will say that he has a knack for tailored suits. The secret? Tight-fitting around the thighs as opposed to a floaty fit. Makes you look virile and stuff. Not skinny suit legs or showing a d*c*-print, but a streamlined fit. I think we should try it next time!

2) The Wrap has a story about an outgoing NBC exec's rumored $200,000 personal bathroom. I have seen this sort of deluxe doghouse/executive bathroom field of dreams before and it n-e-v-e-r pans out, does it? The one I knew of, not 60 feet from my news desk, was not a six-figure model, but it did house a lot of.... hand-lotion. I don't know for what (actually, I do) but I will say that exec got pushed from a mile high.
I've said it many times, but when you're making six figures or more then the gig and your trajectory is your ride and what you do with it is your business until the wheels fall off. Still, it is tough out here and the industry is still hard-balling.Los Angeles County is full of former hot rods now on hard rollers having to navigate this stuff all over again, even though they had a great perch. Don't flush it away. You're fortunate. Don't want to pee next to the clerk? Get a key.

3) 'There is only one interpretation of losing $580' :Jemima Kiss nails the MySpace unraveling in this succinct Guardian post.

4) Nim Chimpsky, a chimpanzee born in 1973 and the subject of an extensive study of (sign) language acquisition has already been detailed in a book and is featured in the Sundance 2011 documentary Project Nim that HBO just bought. This Nim photo is cute as all hell, even though I know chimps probably don't like red turtlenecks, especially the ones in the 1970s--trust me, this 70s kid remembers those turtle neck braces! I gotta post this photo-- I love Nim! Nim died in 2000 at age 26. Here is his Wiki page.

